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Dear Friend;
I can hardly
believe it myself, but it's true...
Women all
over the world are shedding pounds easier than every before, and it's
all thanks to the revolutionary new diet device, "Tapeworm Plus"!
I'll explain how it works in a minute, but picture this: You can eat as
much as you want - whenever you want - and still lose weight!
The
Magic Is In The Tapeworm
I know what
you're thinking: "Tapeworms are only for supermodels, they're not
for regular people like me!" -But you couldn't be more wrong... In
fact, your husband's mistress could even be on the tapeworm diet right
now and you'd never know.
Don't get
jealous - Get even! And it doesn't get any easier, you just take ONE TAPEWORM
- ONE TIME - And then forget about it... The Tapeworm does the work so
you don't have to!
Just
Imagine Being Able To:
- Finally eat the WHOLE CAKE and not feel guilty!
- Stop
having to make yourself throw up after every meal
- Fit through
a door without turning sideways
- Make Laura
Flynn Boyle look like a fat pig
- Show
up at your High School reunion and have the Football Team no longer
embarrassed to have had sex with you
...And that's
just for starters!
It
Might Sound Crazy - But I'll PROVE To You It Works
Look,
I know you've seen a lot of "pie in the sky" weight loss schemes,
but this is real... TAPEWORMS are real. You can hold them in your hand.
You can actually feel them working in your stomach. And I'm betting you'll
be calling YOUR Tapeworm your best friend once you actually try it for
yourself.
And Not Only
That, But:
- Our special
imported Amazon Tapeworms grow to be twice the size of normal Tapeworms
(That means twice the weight loss for you!)
- This exotic
method of weight control has been around for centuries - That means
it's proven (don't fall for newfangled schemes)
- Thousands
of people just like you ALREADY have Tapeworms - What are you waiting
for??
- We guarantee
you'll be completely overjoyed with the results or we'll refund every
penny!
We
Have A Limited Supply Of These "Miracle" Tapeworms, So You Must
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I
INSIST you try it out completely at my risk. Try it for 60 days and SEE
your results for yourself. See your friends' amazed reactions! If you're
not 100% blown away by the results, just return it for a full refund,
no questions asked. But I'm betting once you see the results you'll consider
your Tapeworm your new lifelong friend! (I named mine "Cecil".)
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Eating
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This
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aren't accusing you of having had your stomach stapled, if you don't eat
like a horse and STILL look like a million bucks, just return your Tapeworm
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Your
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and you can start shedding those unwanted pounds within the next 2-3 days.
And remember, it's 100% guaranteed.
Sincerely,
Frankie Horowitz - Creator of the "Tapeworm Plus" System.
P.S.
- Thousands of people just like you are already benefitting from my Tapeworm
Plus System. Now it's your turn... You've got nothing to lose!
P.P.S.
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